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TERRITORIES
In honor of the man who made this business possible (#45), we have divided the entire length of the border into 4.5-mile sections. Each section is a franchise territory, so there are a total of 434 territories available. Once they are gone, that is it (until the Canadians build a wall to keep us out).
TERRITORIAL RULES (the contract)
If you purchase a territory, you must purchase a Wallicopter-branded quadcopter for providing the service.
All services must commence within 30 days (calendar days, not this “business days” nonsense), and such services shall continue to be offered without significant interruption for as long as the franchise is held.
If a territory’s service requests are not fulfilled for a period of 30 days or longer, the franchisee will be considered in breach of contract, and the franchise territory that has been unserviced shall be forfeited and become the property of Wallicopter.com.
Franchise territories are transferable.
Franchisees may not refuse to serve clients unless you get an oogie feeling about them.
OUR SPONSOR (OF A SORT)
We would be unforgivably remiss if we did not acknowledge that our existence is owed to the 45th President of the United States. Without him putting up this silly monument to himself, The Great Wall of Trump, our services would be largely unnecessary. He really is a “jobs creator”.
Some territories are more desirable than others, so reserve yours now.
If you are wondering why there is no link to reserve your territory, check our FAQ.
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